Does this work?

What features do you guys use when you log in to facebook?  I honestly just read the feeds and try to find hot pictures of friends of friends... but I'm sure I'm in the minority here.  Do you use the new widget things? Do you use the regular wall or superwall? Are you annoyed that facebook is not what it used to be 6 years ago when you joined (back in mah day there weren't no feeds)?

I think video games now explain too much.  All that 3D and "narration" just doesn't leave any room for imagination.  This is what happens when you give kids a 2D side scroller with no plot.

So I was flipping channels and I passed by E! and they had this show with Hugh Hefner going on.  I then heard one of the most genius lines ever...
"I like outfits from the 15th century...buuuut... I'm glad I live in this century cause then you can sex them up"

from a Playmate! Poetry!

Someone eat this and tell me how it is so I can consider adding it to my list of things to eat when visiting.

KFC Famous Bowl

I wish KFC here had it too, but all we get are these queer egg tarts.

Guys I am not a bot you should totally check out this brand new phone here: HTC Touch

Also look for this slick new PDA phone to hit Cingular later this year: HTC Kaiser

Remembering this made me chuckle today...none of you will probably know who any of these people are...

Somewhere in the middle Iowa:

James: "Look at the beast washing that car!"
Me (turns to look): "Holy crap I thought you were talking about some kind of machine!"
Amy: "You guys are horrible. What if that was your girlfriend?"
Tony: "Then I'd be like 'Baby you're my beast'"

Ok so me and Walter have decided to play starcraft weekly (most likely weekends) for however long it takes for us to become Korean. Anyone interested is free to join, however you must meet certain criteria:
You need your own cd key (battle.net).
We don't play BGH (mostly Lost Temple and other ladder maps)
It'll probably be a lot of 1v1 (so learn to scout and harrass people!)
That's it.

Stolen from somethingawful:

"I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas.

Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches.

Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala.

If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.

The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them back with their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for. Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why koalas are not important because there are dumb."

Ok so last year I went to this New Year's show thing where Sony blows up a building (remember this?) . Getting home on the subway was a disaster so I vowed never to go again.
Well this year I have pictures again.

( I'm never going to this thing again... )

LPLennon: did you hear about the taco bell thing?
mirrOr0123: no
LPLennon: some taco bells in california had e.coli or something
mirrOr0123: wow
mirrOr0123: did people die
LPLennon: i don't think so
LPLennon: they just got sick
mirrOr0123: ok
mirrOr0123: that's cool cause sometimes taco bell is completely germ free and people still get sick
LPLennon: what's up with that?
mirrOr0123: it's the price for awesome